Dear greater Burnside professional Foosball appreciation society,

There was an era in SovTech when players were few and competition was rife. This happened to be about the same time when I was rudely awakened to my utter lack of foosability.

It is in this light that I formally announce my retirement from the field (this is in both your and my interest).

And in the words of the great Marie-Antoinette – Let them eat cake!

Yours Sincerely,

Gina