Hey Guys

It’s me again.

This entire letter is unapologetic (apart from the fact that I am sour sorry for being whitewashed) and will purely point a finger at you so called “men” who get letters and don’t write them. Your actions are shameful and you know it. How do you even show up at this office knowing you are defiling the one rule that governs the standard of foos here? This is my 7 th letter and I have written them all timeously! I am better than you. (As a person, probably not at foosball).

I say the letter is dead! It holds no fear for the loser anymore. With no jail time comes no accountability. You are the Jacob Zuma’s of Burnside Island. I say pay back the money! Fess up to your crimes and find redemption in fulfilling your oath! Until then, I hope the constant rack of guilt upon your conscience stops you from tasting food, sleeping at night, and enjoying the embrace of your loved ones, if indeed you have anyone who loves you left.

For shame!!!!
Kind regards,
Stan