Hey guys,

To the winning team (can’t remember who whitewashed me) recently we engaged in a epic battle set within the grounds of St SovTech FoosBall Arena where more than 13 courageous and loyal fans turned up to watch a demolision in progress.

Foosball is a game i cherish its a game i appreciate and respect, unfortunatley today was a dark and miserable day for me personally, I have l let the entire FoosBall community down and i have let myself down. For years I have maintained extremely high and prestigious FoosBall attributes, never going into battle un prepared never submitting to an opponent, always fighting to the last breath.
Today i threw all that away i threw all the glory and hopes and dreams of my FoosBall career into the abiss. A 10-0 defeat to the hands of a worthy advisory a composed and lethal opponent who was ruthless to the last second. I am shamed to have ever stepped up to the FoosBall Table i am shamed to have ever played FoosBall i dont deserve a heart in my chest for that disgrace of the beautifull game. You sir are now my hero and today you sleighed your foe to his knees. I have nothing but respect for your expert FoosBall skills. Well done

Kind Regards,
Jameel Mukadam

p.s – this shall NEVER happen again (…. i hope)