The right hand side of the first floor, of the sixth building, of the hallowed island that is Burnside, is good for 3 things.

The first two involve building software for, and advising the cr@p out of businesses. And the third thing is having a vibe around the foosball table.

Unfortunately from time to time members of the office, either permanent, contractors or visitors, fail to take the seriousness of the game into account. They let their concentration lapse and fail to even procure for themselves a single goal against the opposition.

This is obviously unacceptable. As penitence for their mistakes, players are required to issue a written apology to all members in the office.

This website is the digital archive of those apologies. It documents the day to day tribulations of the office members, and their continuos struggle to strike the right balance between getting better at Foosball, and actually doing your job.